hail to the crap dog

Clinton's dog, buddy, had a crap name but was not noticeably crap, as shown above. Unfortunately, ladradoodles and cockapoos have been cited as potential future canine presidential companions. Google images project strong swings towards crapness for both.

sad news, crap fans

The world's crappest dog is no more. No more photos, no more videos. The laughter has ended.