crap Belgian Christmas dog

Bruges on Christmas day:

Charming medieval architecture. Frozen canals. Chocolate. Glüwein. Delightful.

But an eyesore spoils the festive view of Vlaamse volk strolling in the Grote Markt. A dog is for life, not for Christmas. Leave them at home.

crap dogs NW3 style

Dogs seen around Hampstead, being taken for long muddy walks on the heath, are usually quite large and sober. But many locals have more money than sense, leading to unfortunate sightings like this, outside the Tesco on Heath street.

crap newspaper calls dogs crap

It's no surprise that the conservative Telegraph is implicitly digging at the Obamas with its photo choice for this article, 'Pet dogs as bad for planet as driving 4x4s, book claims'.

No matter. We learn that:

Bo Obama is crap.

The Telegraph is crap.

Crap dogs are crap for the planet.

crap dog signage

This dog, supplied to me by an intrepid dog finder on a visit to Italy, is appropriately not allowed here.

crap dog signage

Evidence that in the south of France, the normative dog is crap.

crap handbag dogs

Further evidence can be found in October's UK Vogue of the handbag-dogs-are-crap-dogs hypothesis. The husky puppy is cute, I grant you. Would they sell as many bags if it was not?

The Sartorialist blog documents humans enjoying above average taste in clothes. The above outfit, for example, should be applauded on anyone, and is all the more admirable given this lady's age. However, despite their appearance, toy poodles are not handbags on strings. When worn as accessories, dogs are crap.