Crap dwarf biscuit

Wikipedia says this is a Griffon Bruxellois but it is actually Gimli, son of Glóin's mid-morning snack

French riviera crap dog

The matching of pink collar to pink cuddly toy would be an admirable effort at coordination, if this were a little girl.

Maltese by popular request

Appearances can be deceptive. This dog is not Gandalf the White. It is not pure, powerful, old or wise. It is crap.

Real dogs don't melt at room temperature

This dog isn't waving, it is drowning in crap.

Crap Viennese anti dog crap dogs

Real dogs poo where they please.

Crap floating dog

Can't swim, might get wet

Crap wig dog

Cuteoverload.com covers cute. This blog speaks only to crap.

Crap dog on a train

Locomotive lapdog

Crap Slovakian dog

Spotted in a bag on a bus in Bratislava