This blog depicts dogs so undeserving of the good name of dog that their proud wolf ancestors howl in outrage and protest from the hereafter

Friday, 22 August 2008

crap scary dog

Voldemort dog

crap dog eugenics

It's not just my artistic interpretations; pedigree dogs are crap on technical merit. They fall outside the medals. They are fail dogs.

Wednesday, 6 August 2008

crap cushion

This crap dog evidently spotted my spy's camera and rolled over to beg for a photograph of its golden fluff.

crap chow chow

Reputedly one of the stupidest dogs in existence, the chow chow was one of the first primitive breeds to evolve from the wolf. So it is now far, far away from the wolf.

Tuesday, 5 August 2008

chihuahua crapness discussed

This chihuahua confronts the viewer with a full-face stare, claws drawn. It strives to transcend its unfortunate genetic inheritance. Its rounded features call to mind the noble bovine.
Unlike the child's toy it is doomed to become, pathetic in the sense of risible,
the puppy is not crap. Rather, it is pathetic in the sense of pitiable.

crap cloned dogs

Dogs have been cloned before, in order to fight crime with the police and save lives through the advancement of medical science. Booger was cloned because he was so good at 'fetching clothes from the dryer and drinks from the fridge, opening doors and taking off her shoes'.