This blog depicts dogs so undeserving of the good name of dog that their proud wolf ancestors howl in outrage and protest from the hereafter

Friday, 31 October 2008

three crap dogs

These cowering incompetents in the field of dogdom were spotted tied to a bench outside a Glasgow deli. The rain adds to their misery.

Sunday, 12 October 2008

crap beardie dog

George here is the pride and joy of his owner, no doubt due to his submissive ear-raising habit. He's also trying to gaze attentively at her for instructions, but his eyes can't quite manage it. 

Monday, 6 October 2008

crap dog of unidentified breed

This crap dog has consented to be carted round in a buggy,  an form of transportation beneath the contempt of self-respecting toddlers.

crap Yorkshire terrier

This crap Yorkie, spotted in Antibes, has consented to be strapped into a harness like a toddler. 

Wednesday, 1 October 2008

crap cottonwool ball

My spies are everywhere. No driveway is safe from their unblinking gaze. No driveways are safe from the unblinking gazes of crap dogs like this either.