crap head tilt

Not content with the level of crap already attained through birth as a pug, this specimen demonstrates the crap enhancing potential of the head tilt.

non crap dog

This dog is not crap because it has made itself useful by providing dinner for his or her owner. Instead of grinning gormlessly in pride at its success, it is concentrating on the task in hand, viz, throttling its prey.

crap dog crap

The size of the crap (bottom right) produced by this man's dog corresponds to the the crapness of his dog.