three crap dogs

These cowering incompetents in the field of dogdom were spotted tied to a bench outside a Glasgow deli. The rain adds to their misery.

crap ewok

No - wait - it's a dog.

game face crap dog

"...when he confronts an adversary, a starkly different John McCain can emerge, fired up with certainty for an all-or-nothing battle. “I am going to win this thing and you are going to have to run me over to defeat me,” said former Senator Bob Kerrey, a Democrat close to Mr. McCain, explaining his friend’s attitude. “It is a face that makes his opponent think, ‘I don’t know if I want to get my nose bloodied by this guy.’ ”"

crap beardie dog

George here is the pride and joy of his owner, no doubt due to his submissive ear-raising habit. He's also trying to gaze attentively at her for instructions, but his eyes can't quite manage it. 

crap dog of unidentified breed

This crap dog has consented to be carted round in a buggy,  an form of transportation beneath the contempt of self-respecting toddlers.

crap Yorkshire terrier

This crap Yorkie, spotted in Antibes, has consented to be strapped into a harness like a toddler. 

crap cottonwool ball

My spies are everywhere. No driveway is safe from their unblinking gaze. No driveways are safe from the unblinking gazes of crap dogs like this either.