Sub woofer

Crap action shot of crap dog in park. Notice the shadow revealing a pert tail.

Which is crapper?

Puglet or pomlet?

Crap cross-eyed pekinese

Wikipedia reveals that an alternative name for the Pekinese dog is the foo dog. This dog is definitely a foo.

Slightly scary pompom

But still crap.

Another crap pomeranian

Are you scared? Are you terrified? Are you shaking with fear?

Pompom pomeranian puppy

This crap kitten puppy would be afraid of a cottonwool ball.